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Jan 26 2009

You Like Movies?

Published by mylifeasadog at 9:45 pm under Dog Thoughts Edit This

I left work a little early today so I could walk the dogs and get to the gym at a decent time.  I was one of the first people at the stop, so I got a seat on the sardine-can we call ‘the bus’.  I took my seat, opened my book and started reading.  The bus started down its path home.  At the next stop a young boy of around five years boarded with his young mother of maybe twenty years.  The boy was cute.  He sat next to a lady and asked, “Do you like movies?”

She said kindly, “Yes, I like movies.”

“You got a DVD player?”

A smile was all that was returned to the young boy.

Each person who boarded the bus was asked, “You like movies?”  “You like movies?”  “You got a DVD player?”

I stopped reading to watch how people reacted.  Quite honestly, I thought the child was closing in on the “annoying-line” as the “cute-line” moved farther away.    His mother would cast a smile and sometimes a laugh.  By the way they were dressed, I imagined that money was not plentiful for them and maybe this boy had just seen his first movie on a DVD player.  He seemed fasinated.  Still, over and over again, he would say, “You like movies? You have a DVD player?”

Most people simply passed by looking for a seat as if the kid was not talking to them.  The next common response was to smile, but not reply.  Some would say, “No.”  Some would laugh.  And finally, a young lady locked eyes with the boy.

“You like movies?”

“What?”

“You got a DVD player?”

“Yes.”, she said with a soft smile.

“You like movies?”

“Yes.”

He had her full attention.  As I looked around, I noticed he had the full attention of others as well.  Then he gave his next question.  “You got money?”

“What? No, I don’t have money.”

On to the next person he went.  “You have money?  You want to buy a DVD?  We have the latest movies that you can’t get in stores.”

The kid was peddling illegal movies.  His mother simply smiled with a bag on her lap.  I assumed it was a bag containing the movies. 

An older woman came on the bus.  The questions came again. “You like movies?”  “Yes”  “You got a DVD player?” “Yes”

“Mama - you ask her if she has money and wants to buy a DVD.”

The boy came to me, looked at me and started his questioning.  I stopped him by rasing my hand to his face. “Don’t ask me your questions young boy.  I will save you time.  I like movies.  I have a DVD.  I have money.  But, you are annoying me so leave me alone.” 

He left.  The bus stopped.  He and his mother got off.

It was disgusting.  Now, all I can hear in my head is “You like movies.”

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